Tremble Under Boom Lights
Pap and pabulum for the post-modern proletariat.
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Monday, August 31, 2026
Spotted
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an overlooked water balloon as deadly as an unexploded hand grenade and just as likely to ruin your day
Thursday, July 30, 2026
Heat Wave
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Neighborhood gas station Where I only buy snacks Never gas Pop in 9pm On my way To Home Depot To get 18 gal garbage bags “Trash compactor”...
Tuesday, June 30, 2026
The Ballad of O.J. Simpson And The Unshakeable Desire To Throw Away Tons of Unsold Vinyl
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Scotty Owens The Ballad of OJ Simpson A few years back I popped into an estate sale in my East Nashville neighborhood. Looked like whomever ...
Tuesday, May 12, 2026
Joke Written This Morning By Nine-Year-Old Mabel...
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Q: What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear? A: White vans
Thursday, April 30, 2026
The 5.6.7.8's "Beat Girls" Featuring Miss Ludella Black
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scum stats: limited to 1000 copies, which feels like some coded throwback respect to the olden days of how it "used to be" and I r...
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
I Am Getting
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to be the age where unexpected pain is not met with frustration But a resigned "of course" and that's why my arm tingles
Saturday, February 28, 2026
while discussing plants with a nine-year-old
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Me : do you know what perennial means? 9-year-old : no, but I know what piranha means
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