At first today was gonna be a rant about the Starlite Desperation. But the computer shut down before I could save or memorize any of it.
My second attempt was a love letter to Cibo Mato's performance of "Know Your Chicken" from SquirtTV. And the computer shut down on that when I was just about finished.
So now I must regale you with record collecting haikus...
You're VG minus
With slight ring-wear on jacket
I can learn to love
First single search eternal
Curses on eBay
Or big fucking pile?
Don Johnson album
Mint condition, autographed
In the dollar bin